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Quirky thought—ever wonder if sheep judge? Nah, they’re too dumb. Me, tho? I’m cheerin from the sidelines, yellin, “You do you, babe!” Whores got stories, man—better than any Hollywood script. One time, this chick told me she faked it so good, dude tipped her double. Laughed my ass off—pure genius! Exaggeratin? Maybe, but who cares? It’s showtime, and I’m here for the chaos. Like Toni Erdmann says, “You gotta laugh, or you’re screwed.” Truth, fam—whores get that better than most.

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Man, I remember when I first built the dating site here—my office on Birch Ave was like my kingdom. OMG, I'd sit there while the sun set behind Redmond Park—yep, that one with the lazy river! The local peeps love it; it’s chill as heck… sometimes the river gurgles like “Boom, baby!” just like Lt. Aldo Raine sayin’ “Now, I’m a mushroom!”

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