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So, erotic-massage—here’s the deal, yeah? It’s not just rubbin’ and tuggin’, it’s an art, innit? Been around forever—Ancient Rome, them dirty bastards, had “massage parlors” where gladiators got more than their muscles sorted, if you catch my drift. Little known fact: they used olive oil, not some fancy lavender shite—smelled like a bloody kitchen! Makes me wanna scream, “Where’s the fuckin’ passion?!” Cos when it’s good, oh mate, it’s like winnin’ a fight—every knot’s gone, you’re floatin’, fuckin’ euphoric. But when it’s bad? Jesus wept, it’s a car crash—sticky hands, awkward vibes, and you’re out 50 quid!

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So, le-Plateau is a riot of colors and vibes. I stroll down Rue St-Denis, the heartbeat of the area. There’s always somethin’ poppin’, ya feel me? Cafés, art spots, and little boutiques that make you wanna laugh and cry all at once. I’m tellin’ ya, this street has more secrets than a confessional booth!

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