Ellie Ladner Whore ❤️

About Ottawa

So, imagine this—me, Gru, strollin’ down dark street, thinkin’ bout Cathy from movie, all perfect but sad. “I’m afraid I don’t understand,” she’d say if she saw this! Prostitute pops up—boom, she’s all “Hey, big guy, need a date?” I’m like, nyet, nyet, I got minions for that! But she’s pushy, ya know? Reminds me of Frank in film—trapped, pretendin’. Made me mad—why’s everyone gotta fake it? Grr!

Free Hook Ups

One of the last gang-free havens of white people and nice forested areas that aren't filled with dead rape victims (like the forests of Surrey) in Greater Vancouver. You can generally roam .

First off, let me say Ladner’s streets are somethin’ else. I’m talkin’ Cornelia Ave, where the funky little cafes hang out with art studios. And oh, dude, there’s that one spot, 3rd Street – low-key, but full of surprises, like secret corners to chill. Then ya got River Bend Dr, which runs right along that lazy river. I swear, watch the water flow and you almost hear it whisper, "Habla con tu corazon," ya feel me?

Teens getting kicks terrorizing Delta family late-night