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Here’s a quirky thought—ever notice how they whisper? “Relax, sir…” Like, what’s the secret, lady? Spill it! And the oil—slippery as hell, I’m over here thinkin’, “Am I a damn salad now?” Ha! Sarcasm aside, it’s dope—stress melts, you’re floatin’, it’s economics of the soul. Little fact: in Thailand, they used to trade massages for rice—barter system, baby, no cash, just vibes! Exaggeratin’ for fun—feels like a million bucks, but don’t tell the IRS, they’ll tax my bliss!

Now, let me spill—there’s this little gem in the La Petite Prairie neighborhood. It’s kinda under the radar, but trust me, it's like finding a hidden track on a record you thought was complete. I've had some epic, laugh-out-loud moments here, like that time a client dozed during a deep tissue—it was oddly cozy. And while it can get super busy downtown near Place de la Ville, avoid rush hour like a bad dream. Ugh, so maddening sometimes, seriously!

Archeologists dig up more than 350 years of history near Quebec City