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About Toronto

I’m happy as a pig in shit, ‘cause she’s cheap – ten quid, bargain! But then, mate, she opens her gob, and her breath’s like a fuckin’ sewer – I’m gaggin’, thinkin’, “What is perfect? Nothin’s perfect!” Straight outta *Turin Horse*, that line, and it fits, ‘cause this ain’t no Hollywood tart, it’s real, it’s raw! Made me angry, though – why’s it always the skanks that find me? Where’s the class birds at?

About Fernie Warisa

A bikepacking expedition to be remembered for: trees, long gravel climbs, the heat, cheese, frozen burritos, ice creams, snap peas, shortbread.

Oi, sorry, I'm ranting. But seriously, Fernie is a puzzle of nature and nosiness – a place where even your inner critic gets a moment, then laughs at all the misfits high jinxing about. A bit like the movie, full of twists and weird dialogues that stick in your head… kinda like “the jungle leaps” stuff.

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