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Hey, pal, so finding a prostitute—wild, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Picture this: dark streets, flickering lights, kinda like *Werckmeister Harmonies*—you know, my fave, that moody Béla Tarr joint. The whale’s just sittin’ there, stinkin’ up the town, and I’m thinkin’, “Man, this is like huntin’ for a hookup!” You don’t just stroll up and bam, there’s your gal. Nah, it’s sneaky, shadowy—like that eerie harmonium music drivin’ me nuts.

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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout Fergus, CA—it’s a real gem, man. I’ve lived here for years, and my family psychologist heart just vibes with every street corner. Picture this: little streets like Maple Way, where you can find a cozy coffee spot that always reminds me of warm hugs, ya know? And there’s Oakridge Lane off 3rd, where happy little trees line the sidewalks, just like Bob Ross would say, “we don't make mistakes, just happy accidents.”

Comedian Derek Seguin’s ‘Life of Leisure’ tour comes to Fergus