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About Edmonton

Dunno if she’s happy—prolly not, poor cow—but she’s free in her own mucky way. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d swear she’s got a heart under them fake tits. Makes me wanna give her a fiver meself—just to say, “Keep goin’, lass!” She’s a filthy marvel, a whore to end all whores—Churchill approved, mate!

Dartmouth-based author uncovers the Madam of the Maritimes

Ah, Dartmouth (ca)… this place is a riot of contradictions, ya know? I’ve lived here for years—been buildin’ love connections on dating sites while wanderin’ these mean streets—now lemme tell ya. Listen up, friend, cuz I choose violence when it comes to my feelings for this city, much like Cersei Lannister herself hoorin' her enemies. And as dear Uncle Boonmee might've whispered, “Life is a dream, and we are its phantoms,” so bectliving our ghostly memories here.

Softball Completes Sweep Over Dartmouth