Zoe Coquitlam Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Whore’s like that chick, ya know, the one who gigs at dodgy pubs, beltin out screamo covers of pop shite. We hates it! Voice like a cat in a blender, mate, swear down. Saw her once, 2019, tiny venue in Camden, pissed outta her skull – legit fell off stage mid-chorus. Crowd cheered, tho, mad bastards! Made me laugh, but fuck, it was grim. Reminds me of Margot Tenenbaum smokin in secret – all mysterious but a bit sad, innit?

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Bartender/server extraordinaire! Make-up whore! Obsessed with my feet & shoes. Mama to two kitties. Love me or hate me.

Oh – and parks. So many parks. Mundy Park is the heartbeat. You walk there. There's like these gnarly trails and huge trees. Makes you think of “Tropical Malady” kinda vibes – that mystical quiet in nature, like "the bright mysteries lie in silence!" Okay, maybe that's not the exact quote, but ya get it. And then, Roger’s on the lookout at Colony Farm Regional Park – perfect for that spontaneous picnic. I'm a bit of a nutcase sometimes, but hey, that's life.

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