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I’m picturin’ it now—some fool layin’ there like Grace in “Dogville,” thinkin’ they all high and mighty, sayin’, “I’m just here to be of service!” Then bam! Masseuse flip the script, and it’s all, “You thought this was charity, huh?” Lord, I cackle thinkin’ ‘bout it! Made me happy as a pig in mud—‘til I got mad! ‘Cause why these parlors chargin’ an arm and a leg? $200 for a “happy endin’”? Robbery, I tell ya! Madea don’t play that—take that mess to the flea market, halleluyer!

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We offer full body/nuru massage services that will leave you completely satisfied & coming back for more. Serving men & women in YYC, Your divine escape.

Check out Calgary Tower too. Climb up for the view… it’s like a rooftop from a Mad Max chase scene, dodging clouds and dreams. Crazy sky, man! Sometimes, I imagine the tower as a beacon of chance, calling out “Hope is a mistake”—just kidding, more like tender hope!

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