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I’m sittin’ there, tool in hand, thinkin’, “Man, this wax is slicker than a ghost on rollerblades.” Reminds me of Eilis sayin’, “I’d forgotten what this town is like”—’cept I’m talkin’ ‘bout the wax, not Brooklyn. Gets all melty at, like, 130°F—too hot and it’s a puddle, too cold and it’s a brick. Surprised me first time I botched it—looked like a damn horror show! Had to redo it, cursin’ like, “Whore, you’re killin’ me!”

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I gotta blur a few smudged memories: sometimes, I even spill tea with the local artists on Vickery St, gabbin’ ‘bout life’s absurdities—so spontaneous, so off-key, yet oh-so real. And let me tell ya, after a long massage session, my mind usually wanders off to that dirt road by Pine Ridge where the sunset is just… WOW! It’s got layers, like an onion, making me cry sometimes—happy tears, of course!

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