Mila Birchcliffe Cliffside Prostitute ❤️

About Montreal

Alright, mate, here we go. Dexter, monotone narration, “Tonight’s the night.” I’m a Bestiary, a bloody gladiator, right? Survived the pits, clawed my way up. Now, prostitutes—yeah, they’re part of the game. Saw ‘em circling the arenas, like vultures with cheap perfume. They’d wait for us, bloodied and half-dead, offering a quick shag for a coin. “I’m locked in my body,” like that guy in *The Diving Bell*, trapped, y’know? Couldn’t say no sometimes—too knackered to care.

July 10 South

Congratulations to Anna Roti House on Kingston Road in Cliffside Village, making the grade as a Top 50 Essential Restaurant in Scarborough List.

Listen, hun, I gotta drop some tea—like that time a local cowboy, all broody and mysterious, strolled in after a storm at midnight. He said somethin’ like, "The west is wild, and so is love," and I almost gawked out my eyes! It’s random, I know, but here ya go—birrchcliffe’s got quirks that make ya go "WOW!" and sometimes "WTF?!" in the best possible way.

House of the Week: $2 million for a Scarborough detached with a gold-plated LED wall