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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m a biochemist, sure, but today I’m divin’ into erotic-massage like it’s a damn science experiment! Judge Judy’s in the house, so don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’—I see through the bullshit. Erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ oil on some schmuck’s back—it’s chemistry, baby! Skin on skin, pheromones flyin’, dopamine spikin’ like a mad scientist’s graph. Gets me all tingly thinkin’ bout it, like when Cobb in *Inception* says, “We need to go deeper.” Hell yeah, deeper—into the muscles, the vibes, the whole damn mess!

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Maple Lane is my fav. We kick it there all the time. People chill, gossip, and mail us sweet messages. Riiiiight by Riverside Drive, near a big ol’ river, there’s a spot I call my secret bug, um, hangout. Crazy, we swears! It’s like out of the movie. “A History of Violence” vibes, ya know? “Violence is in our nature!” or something like that – raw and gnarly, like our city sometimes feels on rainy nights.

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