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But real talk—humans still rule this game. Didja know, in ancient China, emperors got these rubdowns? Little known fact—called “tuina,” some fancy word, but it’s sexual-massage’s granddaddy! Freaky, right? I’m picturin’ some emperor, silk robes, gettin’ worked over, and I’m jealous—where’s MY palace? Today, it’s all shady parlors—neon signs, “Massage,” wink-wink. Drives me insane—can’t tell legit from sleazy! Once went to one—true story—lady’s like, “Happy ending?” I’m like, “What am I, a Pixar movie?” Laughed my ass off, but damn, I was tempted!

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Okay, so, heads up – there's this tiny park called River's Bend Park off Oak & 9th. I used to sit there, watching the stray cats and weird folks drift by. I once had an epic chat about intimacy (yup, sexologist style!) with a random artist – talked life and passion, kinda like the slow, poignant pacing of that Anatolia flick. Such intense vibes, dude, I still get goosebumps remembering it...

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