Nova Whitecourt Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m a vet now, yeah? Gotta tell ya bout this bloody horse – whore, that’s what I’m callin’ it, cos it’s a right slag of an animal! *cackles* This nag’s got more issues than a bloody soap opera, swear down. Skinny as a rake, legs wobblin’ like a pissed-up geezer, and a gob that’d chew yer ear off if it could. Reminds me of that film, *Talk to Her* – y’know, Pedro Almodóvar’s mad genius? That bit where he says, “A woman’s silence can be deafening” – well, this horse’s silence is a bleedin’ racket, cos it’s always knackered!

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Oh, and check out the Whitecourt Recreation Park by the river – that’s where the river (named the Pembina, if my memory serves) has its cool curves and you can watch the water do its Zen thing all day. I once sat there, laptop out, debugging my code, and heard some old-timer mutter, “I just wanna feel alive like in Brooklyn.” That got under my skin, y’know? Made me mad and happy simultaneously – code problems and poetic vibes all in one.

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