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Oi, ever tried it yerself? I did, once – clumsy as a troll, spilt oil everywhere, lass laughed her arse off. “This is not a gift, it’s a curse!” I yelled, quotin’ Gusteau from *Ratatouille*. Still, felt like a king after. Pro tip: warm the oil, ya muppet, cold hands kill the mood! And don’t be shy – it’s all about trust, lettin’ go, like Remy trustin’ Linguini in the kitchen.

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