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Oi, mate, it’s me, Loki—yep, *the* Loki, smug mischief god, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” ya know? So, I’m sittin’ here, prison warden gig, thinkin’ bout erotic-massage. Picture this: dim lights, oily hands, some poor sod gettin’ rubbed down like a prize pig at the fair. It’s hilarious, innit? All serious-like, but also bloody ridiculous. Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*—that flick’s my fave, right? That bit where he goes, “Life is not a zero-sum game,” pops in my head. Erotic-massage ain’t either—nobody’s losin’, everybody’s just… slippin’ around, heh.

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An exotic oasis where you can indulge yourself in traditional Middle Eastern treatments while your imagination takes you on a mystical journey into the past.

Y'know Dundarave? That beach is so rad for sunsets and splashin' with friends. Right next door is the British Properties – all upscale but chill at the same time, really, like a fancy spa retreat in a city life. I get that calm vibe, kinda like in Moolaadé: "When a person’s spirit calls for help, you answer!" (yeah, that line sorta sticks with me on those long massage days, hehe)

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