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Hmmm, sexual-massage, you ask? Tricky thing, it is! Fear leads to anger, anger to hate—like in “The Hurt Locker,” y’know? Tension builds, boom, explodes! Me, an actuary in Russia, crunchin’ numbers all day, I stumble into this world—sexual-massage, oh boy! Not yer usual rub-down, nah. It’s sneaky, sensual, gets yer blood pumpin’—kinda like defusin’ a bomb, one wrong move, kaboom! I dig it, honestly. Feels like a secret only *I* cracked, hah!

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Oh my gosh, and the coffee! Downtown Kelowna (close enough) has this weird joint where the barista always forgets my name. Idiot, like "Respect my authoritah!" but I dig it cause it's so real. I'm so annoyed sometimes, but it's all part of the absurdity of life here.

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