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What pisses me off? The fakers – them “massage” joints that ain’t legit, just a front for dodgy geezers to make a quick quid. Makes me wanna scream, “You’re doing it wrong, you muppet!” But when it’s good? Oh mate, it’s “a hum in the air” – pure bliss, like Scarlett’s alien seductress whispering, “you’re mine now”. Surprised me how some use fancy oils – lavender, eucalyptus – smells like a hippy’s armpit but works a treat. Exaggerating? Maybe, but I reckon one lass massaged me so hard I nearly levitated – “beneath the skin” stuff, proper deep!

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"Fear leads to anger... anger leads to hate... hate leads to suffering." Wise words, eh? They remind me that sometimes you gotta embrace the messy bits of life – like a messed up sculpture in the middle of a lovely park. Centennial Park, for example – clean, green, fulla life and chit-chat. I love chillin’ there on a sunny day (or rainy, ‘cause hey, life’s messy, right?) and ruminatin’ on those Kaufman vibes in Synecdoche, New York. I sometimes imagine life as a giant endless art project, a canvas of weird dreams, much like that film.

THE HOT TAKE: The Linamar factory debacle in Welland was entirely predictable