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But here’s the kicker: it ain’t cheap! Fifty bucks for a “happy endin’”? Shoot, I’d rather buy a chainsaw. Still, I get it—folks crave touch, connection, that “human warmth” crap. “How’s that workin’ for ya?” I holler, laughin’—‘cause half the time, they’re blushin’ and dodgin’ the question. In *Lives*, that bugged room felt alive, tense—erotic-massage got that same sneaky heat. “You’re a locked box, ain’t ya?” I’d say to them masseuses, teasin’. Bet they hear wild secrets daily—juicier’n a soap opera.

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30 Mins: $40 45 Mins: $60 1 Hour: $80 Max's West Side Sauna & Massage 56 W Main St, Welland, ON L3C 4Z5, Canada

Oh man, sometimes I get all worked up 'bout the small stuff – like when construction noise on Rice Street ruins that perfect moment of meditation in the park. But then, I remember, "In the end, it's only a show, it never ends." I get that, coz life’s a big chaotic movie.

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