Jade Waterloo Whore ❤️❤️

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Alright, man, let’s talk WHORE – yeah, that’s right, I’m a carpenter, hammerin’ nails and spillin’ truth! Tony Robbins style, baby – UNLEASH THE POWER WITHIN! So, I’m thinkin’ bout whores, and my mind’s racin’ to *Spring Breakers*, that wild-ass Harmony Korine flick – “This is the fuckin’ American dream!” – and damn, it fits, don’t it? Whores, man, they’re like the neon soul of that movie – bold, messy, unapologetic, livin’ life on the edge!

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waterloo park? oh man. there’s this tiny patch of green tucked near riverholm. i get my zen there, sittin’ by the creek, kinda like a secret rendezvous of calm – i swear, it feels like each tree whispers “celery, celery, my dear.” i even had a mellow meltdown once cuz of traffic battlers on st. agnes – i was like “this is absurd, man” – totally not my vibe.

The Record today: Centre in the Square bounces back after loss of symphony + Cambridge Food bank struggles to find new home