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I’m picturin’ it now—some chick or dude, dim lights, music low, workin’ my back like they’re threshin’ wheat, and I’m all, “I have a fever, motherfucker!”—you know, like that line from the movie? ‘Cause it’s hot, it’s intense, it’s fuckin’ wild! Ever try it? Bet you didn’t know—there’s this spot, right above your ass, tailbone shit, they hit that and—BAM—you’re floatin’, man, like you’re on tour with Stillwater, high as fuck. Surprised the shit outta me first time—thought I’d levitate, motherfucker!

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MASSAGE IN WATERLOO. Conveniently located in Waterloo, Zen’ergie welcomes you for a relaxing and well-being moment. We offer the possibility to book your massage on the same day.

waterloo park? oh man. there’s this tiny patch of green tucked near riverholm. i get my zen there, sittin’ by the creek, kinda like a secret rendezvous of calm – i swear, it feels like each tree whispers “celery, celery, my dear.” i even had a mellow meltdown once cuz of traffic battlers on st. agnes – i was like “this is absurd, man” – totally not my vibe.

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