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Eat my shorts! Yo, dude, sexual-massage is wild! Like, it’s this crazy mix of chill vibes and weird tension—kinda like in *The Hurt Locker* when sarge says, “The rush of battle is a potent drug!” I mean, you’re lyin’ there, half-naked, some rando’s hands all over ya, and it’s supposed to be “relaxing”? Pfft, gimme a break! I got into it once—total accident, swear! This chick at the spa was like, “Want the special?” and I’m thinkin’ pizza, not… that! Next thing, boom, it’s all oils and awkward giggles.

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Honestly, every nook got its own smoochy secret. I dig wanderin’ round the old cobblestone lane near Cedar Ave., where every brick whispers scandals – kinda sexy, ya know? I swear, I even heard one bloke reciting lines like “O choro, o riso – so similar, bruv!” Reminds me of that gist in City of God.

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