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Here’s a mad bit—Victorians, yeah, them stiff-upper-lip pricks, used “massage” as code for bonking! Found that in a crusty PDF somewhere—cracked me up, sneaky buggers! Imagine it: “Fancy a massage, love?” Wink wink, trousers off! Sexual-massage today’s got that vibe—cheeky, bold, like Monty telling his bird, “This is my last night, let’s make it count.” Spike knew it—life’s short, grab the good stuff!

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We are a friendly, female led team with a great sense of humour and an honest approach to sexuality and pleasure. We have decades of experience of tantric.

So come on over, cuz Vernon is more than meets the eye! It's erratic, it's chaotic, it's real—like every chance encounter on this crazy dating site I help run, bursting with stories and quirks. And remember, life’s short and every weird corner has a story. Peace out, bro.