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So, got this client once—stressed-out stockbroker, dude was TIGHT. I’m like, “Bro, you needa chill!” Sent him to this underground spot in Chinatown—swear, they used lotus oil, some ancient shit. Little known fact: back in dynastic China, emperors got these massages to “balance chi”—code for gettin frisky, ha! He came back glowin, said it was better than a bull market. Made me happy as hell—seein him loosen up, not just his wallet!

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I gotta confess – my ex, err, I mean, my fave spot, is the little-known Secret Gardens near Queen Elizabeth Park. I always lose track of my thoughts there, wanderin’ along winding paths, feelin’ the interconnectedness of families and city life. You know, it's like my mind is racin’ and then suddenly stop, just like in that scene from Wolf of Wall Street: "Sell me this pen!" Yeah, right – sell yourself on life!

Thousands run in Vancouver’s BMO Marathon