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Anyway, it’s not all roses. Some places—shady as fuck. Dirty sheets, creepy vibes, ugh! I’m yellin’ in my head, “Gimme sanitizer, now!” But when it’s good? Oh man, you’re floatin’. Happy as a pig in shit. Surprised me, honestly—didn’t think I’d dig it. Guess I’m a sucker for handsy stuff. Who knew?

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Marry, I must tell thee, being a sexologist in this land has taught me that every inch of our dear city doth pulse with stories of desire and longing. I recount one hilariously scandalous night at Pleasure Park (don't ask, it's a local nickname, all fun and games—so many a night of laughter and mischief ensued, hah!) where my heart soared with joy and pangs of envy, as swift as those moments in that dear old film, Far From Heaven. "Forsooth, there is something achingly tender about the bittersweet night," I murmured, echoing the plaintive refrain of the movie.

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