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Lemme hit ya with this – back in ancient Rome, them cats was wild, usin’ oils and hands in ways that’d make ya blush, callin’ it “healin’ touch” or some fancy crap. Little known fact, right? They was pioneers, slippin’ sexual-massage into the daily grind, no shame. Me, I’m vibin’ with that – freedom, baby! Makes me happy thinkin’ how humans been chasin’ that chill forever. Surprised me too, ‘cause I thought it was some new-age hustle, nah, it’s old school!

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O, my dear friend, thou must hearken to my tale of the wondrous, wild, and whimsical realm of Valley-East (ca)! I dwell in this enchanted locale, where every cobbled street doth hide secrets and every park sings a merry tune. Let me spill the tea, as it were, in mine own quirky fashion, with all the unbridled passion of a sexologist in love with life's many mysteries.

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