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Fun fact, though—did ya know erotic-massage can lower stress by 40%? Science, that is! Bet them Anatolian coppers could’ve used it—runnin’ round, diggin’ up bodies, all tense. “Let’s not make a fuss,” they say in the film—well, I say, let’s make a fuss over a good rub! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I reckon one sesh and I’m basically Brad Pitt—well, Brent Pitt, yeah? Cringey? Sure, but I’m lovin’ it—pure, unfiltered me-time! You should try it, pal—beats a team-building retreat any day!

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Marry, I must tell thee, being a sexologist in this land has taught me that every inch of our dear city doth pulse with stories of desire and longing. I recount one hilariously scandalous night at Pleasure Park (don't ask, it's a local nickname, all fun and games—so many a night of laughter and mischief ensued, hah!) where my heart soared with joy and pangs of envy, as swift as those moments in that dear old film, Far From Heaven. "Forsooth, there is something achingly tender about the bittersweet night," I murmured, echoing the plaintive refrain of the movie.

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