Ruby Val D'or Whore ❤️❤️

About Calgary

Look, I’m a parachutist firefighter, folks—best job, tremendous, nobody does it better, believe me. Donald Trump’s jumpin’ outta planes, savin’ forests, kickin’ ass—fantastic! Now, let’s talk WHORE, alright? Not some lowlife, no, I mean the wildland firefighting gig—WILDLAND HOtshot Response, see? WHORE! Hottest crews, toughest bastards, they’re out there, sweatin’, bleedin’—it’s yuge! Like in "Under the Skin"—that flick, my favorite, Jonathan Glazer’s a genius, folks. This alien chick, she’s prowlin’, pickin’ off guys—WHORE’s like that, sneaky, dangerous, sucks you in!

Ya see, I stroll down all these alleys and I feel the pulse of the city. From Parc Martial-Valois, bursting with trees and stray squirrels, to our beloved, murky Harricana River, where the mist flows at dawn. My massages, ohhh, they’ve felt the passion of every corner, my friend. I gave yer friend that “miraculous touch” on Rue des Aiguilles once, yes, my precious, while murmuring, “I’m free,” just like in that movie, or… something like that! It’s raw, it’s real, and oh so messy!

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