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Fun fact, tho — back in the 1800s, escorts were legit “courtesans,” runnin’ the show, datin’ kings n shit. Wild, right? Imagine me, Lizzo, struttin’ in corsets, like, “Bow down, peasants!” I’d be extra as hell — glitter everywhere, twerkin’ on thrones. But real talk, today’s escorts? They’re bosses too. Some got secret codes — like, “roses” means cash. Sneaky, sneaky! Love that hustle, makes me happy af.

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