Olivia Val David Whore ❤️

About Montreal

So, whore’s this wild ride, yeah? I’m a Financial Planning Specialist, baby, and I see clients blowin cash on dumb sh*t – cars, holidays, you name it. Makes me wanna yell, “Too many guys think I’m a concept!” like Clem screamin at Joel. They think money’s gonna save em, but nah, it’s a f*cked-up girl lookin for peace, ya feel me? I had this one bloke, right, spent 20 grand on a boat – a BOAT! Called it “Eternal Sunshine” – ironic, huh? Sank in a month. Pissed me off, man, cos I told him, “Groovy, baby, invest that sh*t!” Nope, he’s out there drownin in debt now.

Village de Val-David

David Pevsner stars in Musical Comedy Whore, which he also wrote. The eyebrow-raising title alerts: This is probably not just another cabaret show.

Lol, can’t believe I'm rambling. I'm so hyped about this town – but errrr, apologies if I spam words. Srry, I'm just super stoked and a bit jumpy – gotta get it out.

AFL legend David Parkin's enduring friendship with former students 60 years in the making