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Fun fact, though—didja know sexual-massage goes back centuries? Yeah, some ancient Tantric weirdos in India were all about it—called it “sacred touch” or some crap. They’d rub ya down to “align your energies”—whatever that means! I’m picturin’ these old dudes in robes, oiled up, tryna find nirvana between the shoulder blades. Hilarious! Me? I’m just tryna not fart during the session—talk about killin’ the vibe.

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I also duck into some lesser-known haunts. There's a sneaky bar, The Midnight Solace, off Lone Pine Road. Dim lights, jazzy tunes. I swear, that place holds memories of a thousand lost souls on a foggy night. Sometimes, I feel like I’m in a Lynch film—everything blurred, dreamlike, and damn surreal!

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