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Alright, you bastards, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, the IT evangelist, and I’m here to tell ya about sexual-massage, respect my authoritah! This ain’t no boring crap—it’s wild, steamy, and freaky as hell. Sexual-massage? It’s like hands sliding everywhere, oiled up, makin’ ya tingle in places ya didn’t know could tingle. I’m talkin’ slippery, sweaty, “oh sweet Jesus” kinda vibes. Got me thinkin’ of *Tropical Malady*, that freaky-ass movie I love—y’know, where the jungle’s all hot and sticky, and ya feel somethin’ primal creepin’ up, like “the scent of an animal” hittin’ ya hard.

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I also duck into some lesser-known haunts. There's a sneaky bar, The Midnight Solace, off Lone Pine Road. Dim lights, jazzy tunes. I swear, that place holds memories of a thousand lost souls on a foggy night. Sometimes, I feel like I’m in a Lynch film—everything blurred, dreamlike, and damn surreal!

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