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About Calgary

Alright, so brothel—yeah, I’m a huntsman, baby, chasing truth with a limp and a snarl. What’s my take? It’s a cesspool of human mess, but damn, it’s honest mess. Everybody lies, right? Except there, maybe—cash up front, no fairy tales. Saw one in Vegas once, legit, legal, all neon and grit. Made me think of *Almost Famous*—y’know, “It’s all happening!” Brothels are like that, chaotic, raw, unscripted. Not my scene, but I get it—people craving somethin real, even if it’s fake as hell.

Tsawwassen brothel owner & bootlegger, Pansy May

And oh, the locals—they’re a mixed bag! Some are as mellow as a lazy afternoon; others, man, they’re as cranky as a stopped clock on a rainy day. I get mad sometimes – mostly when construction jams block my commute to store new oils or when noise ruins my chill zone near the park. But then, I smile, ‘cause hey, even in chaos, there’s beauty.

Tsawwassen First Nation tightens parking in new neighbourhoods