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So, picture this – a grubby lil’ brothel, stinkin’ of sweat and cheap ale. I roll in, staff thumpin’, and the ladies eye me like I’m some wizard sugar daddy. Hah! Made me laugh, that did – Gandalf gettin’ the wink! But nah, I ain’t here for that, just curious. Did ya know, back in medieval times, brothels were legit? Churches even taxed ‘em – called it “sin money”! Hypocrisy pisses me off, mate – preachin’ purity while countin’ coins.

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Trinity Bellwoods is a vibrant and artistic neighborhood in Toronto, known for its bohemian atmosphere. It boasts Trinity Bellwoods Park, a spacious park similar to NYC's Central Park, .

I swear, sometimes I get so mad at the noise—the endless clang of construction on nearby streets, the hustle of city life—but then I remember, “We shall fight on the beaches!” even if its just for a moment of quiet in the midst of urban frenzy. Y’know? The absurdity sometimes makes me chuckle.

Editorial: I went to Trinity Bellwoods, but only because I miss urinating in bushes