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Last week, my buddy Dave—dumb as a stump—tried it. Said it was “spiritual,” like he’s some guru now. I told him, “You’re an idiot, Dave.” He’s lyin’ there, candles flickerin’, some chick whisperin’ about “energy flow”—I’d gag if I wasn’t so damn annoyed. “What am I doing here?” Bob Harris’d say, stuck in that weird hotel bar. That’s me, watchin’ Dave blab about his “release.” Release? From what, sanity? I hate everything.

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I’m always marvelin' at the blend of old world charm n' modern tech. Neighbourhoods like Sikanni have that artsy kinda feel. People hang around cafes on Pine St, sippin' their brews, chattin' bout life n' love, sorta like, "Who's the real hero here?" from that movie. Love dat movie – Cronenberg style insane and raw, ay?

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