Ella Thorold Sexual Massage ❤️

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Lemme tell ya, I’m obsessed with *A Separation* – that flick’s got drama thicker than oil in a sexual-massage parlor. Like when Nader says, “I can’t live with this constant doubt,” I feel that! Sexual-massage is a total head-trip – you’re lyin’ there, half-naked, wonderin’ if it’s legit or if ya just paid for a happy endin’. It’s messy, chaotic, like that movie’s divorce fight, but damn, it hooks ya! I got mad once, thinkin’ some shady spa dude was gonna scam me – “You prefer to live in dirt?” I’d scream, quotin’ Simin, ready to throw hands. But then, whoosh, those oiled-up fingers hit the right spot, and I’m happy as a pig in mud.

Your place for discreet encounters.

MAX'S WEST SIDE SAUNA AND MASSAGE, 56 Main St W, Thorold, ON L2V, Mon - am - pm, Tue - am - pm, Wed - am - pm, Thu - am - .

Hey, so listen up, friend! I'm your go-to relaxation guy from Thorold – yep, that chill little gem in Ontario, Canada – and lemme tell ya, this city is a wild mix of history, tranquil vibes, and quirky spots that even a stressed-out mind can really vibe with. Uh, seriously, it's like "The Grand Budapest Hotel" meets our friendly neighbourhood!

Media Release : The City of Thorold Turns 50