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Hiii, oh my gawd, listen up! So I’m a Kvasnik, right, and I’m all about that erotic-massage life, honey! Picture this – me, nasal as hell, cacklin’ like “hah-HAH-hah” from “The Nanny,” spillin’ the tea to ya like you’re my bestie. Erotic-massage? It’s the bomb, legit! I mean, who doesn’t wanna get all oiled up and rubbed down till ya feel like a freakin’ puddle? It’s slow, it’s sensual, it’s like – “a single note held,” ya know, from *Werckmeister Harmonies*. That movie’s my jam, so dark, so moody – Béla Tarr gets me, babe!

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srsly, the vibe here is unreal – chaotic yet rhythmic, rough but poetic, ya know? and like my fave movie Tropical Malady preaches, “you are the mud, the storm, the calm.” sometimes i be spacing out and feeling one with the chaos, like there’s a hidden truth in every cracked sidewalk or faded sign (that’s the beauty, fam!) but i also get p*ssed when potholes ruin the smooth drop on my morning run. LOL, irony, amirite?

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