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Alright, so I’m the Master of the Forest, huh? Picture me, Dr. House, limping through the trees, cane in hand, smirking at the absurdity of it all—sexual-massage on the brain. Everybody lies, right? They’ll tell ya it’s just “relaxation,” but nah, we know better. It’s a sneaky little game, all hushed up in dim rooms, scented oils, and whispers. I’m thinkin’ of *The Grand Budapest Hotel*—that scene where Gustave’s charm drips like honey, “Do you prefer an overnight stay?” Ha! Sexual-massage is the same vibe—fancy pretense, but it’s raw underneath.

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I gotta share: near the corner of Birch & Fir (not actual streets? Nah, I'm improv’n, but you get the feel), there's this hidden bench. I once witnessed an epic conversation about human touch and desire. Irresistible! I nearly spilled my coffee, haha, but that moment showed me how raw passion just oozed out of the people here.

Police: 65-year-old Sydney Mines man dead after being hit by car on Highway 125