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Now, little-known fact—did ya know in ancient Rome, they’d have these orgy-massage shindigs? *Massagium eroticus*, they called it—posh tosh, but true! Slaves rubbing down senators, oil everywhere, proper slippery slope—makes me chuckle, imagining some toga-clad git going, “Oh, Lucius, harder!” Got me in stitches, that does, but also—bloody hell—bit jealous, ain’t I? Why don’t we have that now, eh? Makes me angry, proper miffed—modern life’s too prim, too *sine qua non*, no fun!

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Surrey, ca, is like that movie “Inside Out,” all emotions runnin' wild and deep. Yesss, it's a chaotic lullaby that gets ya, chuggin' along days full of sunshine and moody stormclouds. Every nook’s got a story, every lane a whisper. And I'll say it again, stupid, fat hobbit, ya gotta come see it all, feel the pulse and join the dance of life here, in our crazy, lovin' Surrey, ca, okayyy?

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