Ashley Strathmore Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Here’s a quirky lil’ fact fer ya—there’s this old tale ‘bout a gal in New Orleans, worked the streets but fixed clocks on the side. Whore by night, tinkerer by day—sounds like my kinda woman! I’d hire her to untangle my cables, I swear! I’d be all, “Honey, you’re a genius, let’s watch *Yi Yi* and cry together!” Exaggeratin’ a tad, maybe, but I’d kill fer that kinda spunk in my shop.

Breadcrumbs

I gotta admit—sometimes, it makes me mad: the slow traffic on Fulton St. When your day’s full of big dreams, petty delays annoy ya! But y’know what? We shall keep on movin’!

Province investing over $3 million to renovate Strathmore courthouse