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So, sexual-massage – it’s no jest! Been ‘round since them ancient Greeks, they say, wrestlin’ lads gettin’ oiled up fer “health.” Ha! Health me arse – bet they grinned wider’n a shark with a fresh catch. Makes me happy, it does, thinkin’ ‘bout them clever hands workin’ knots outta me back, slidin’ lower, teasin’ like a siren’s song. But – oh, the rage! – some bilge rats charge a fortune, callin’ it “therapy,” when it’s just fancy gropin’ with a candle lit!

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I gotta tell ya, some streets got names that sound like they were pulled out of a mystery novel – you’ve got Westbrook and East Lane, and then there's this one alley I call “Secret Lane.” Don't ask why; its vibe is just too damn cool. I’m no historian, but rumor has it that the city was born from the sweat of hardworking souls, kinda like the gritty underbelly of a Haneke scene.

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