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So, sexual-massage—wot’s the score? It’s hands roamin’ like me crew after rum, but slower, aye, teasin’. Starts all legit-like—oil, candles, some poor sod’s tense shoulders. Then—BAM—fingers dance where the sun don’t shine, savvy? Little known fact, arr: them ancient Greeks, randy buggers, used t’ mix olive oil ‘n herbs fer this—called it a “sensual rubdown.” Prolly wrestled naked after, knowin’ them! Me, I’d be hollerin’, “This be the trick, mates—t’ steal tension *and* a grin!”

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Man, I love strollin’ by the Rideau Canal even when it's chill n’ low-key. That water glistens like lights in a movie scene – remindin’ me of some trippy shot from "Carlos (Olivier Assayas, 2010)", ya know? Like, sometimes it feels like the world is spinnin' in slow-mo, and you’re just floatin’ in that vibe. “I feel like everything is improv,” like they say in that flick.

Pair of new programs springing up at Smiths Falls Curling and Squash Club