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So, picture this: me, sittin’ there, thinkin’ ‘bout how them hands glide over ya, all oiled up, hittin’ spots ya didn’t even know ya had. I got mad once, y’all—some shady parlor tried chargin’ me triple for a “happy endin’” I didn’t even ask for! Rip-off artists, I tell ya. But when it’s good? Oh, it’s like, “I only have my body to offer,” like that movie line—pure, raw bliss. Ain’t no lie, it’s a lil’ secret folks don’t talk ‘bout—did ya know back in ancient China, them emperors used sexual-massage to “balance energies”? Yeah, they was gettin’ freaky for health, not just fun!

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Now, lemme spill some tea – I always dig the quiet spots like Leaside Park. Sand, sun, and that creek, it’s like nature’s own massage for your soul. Who else finds peace in them cuttin’ corners? And for a change, sometimes I ride by on my beat-up ride along Elm Street – yeah, a little rough around the edges, but full of heart, ya dig?

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