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Oh, and the funny shit—some dude tried hagglin’ with her, like she’s a flea market. She’s like, “Motherfucker, this ain’t eBay!” Had me crackin’ up, spillin’ my coffee all over the damn workbench. Whores got sass, man, sharper than my wire cutters. You don’t fuck with that.

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I know, I know: it might sound ranty and rough, but that's life here. My brain's a mix of neuroscience and old-fashioned heart, trying to sort life's crappy puzzles. So, pack your bag, get off your arse, and come see Smithers! And if you end up as confused as a spork in a toolbox, remember: "You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger!"

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