Harper Simcoe Whore ❤️

About Quebec City

Little known fact – Whore ain’t her real name, duh, it’s somethin’ fancy like Hortense, but she ditched it ‘cause she’s all “I’m free, man, like the wind!” Total nutcase, but kinda cool. She’s got this hustle, slingin’ weird trinkets – think she sold me a “cursed” donut once, said it’d make me see my past lives. Tasted like stale regret, but I ate it anyway – D’oh! Reminds me of Boonmee, sittin’ by that freaky lake, ponderin’ shit – “The sky is vast, man!” Whore’d say that too, laughin’ her ass off.

LOCAL SPOTLIGHT

I got to admit, though, some days I can’t help but grin. That old diner by the post office on Maple? Best damn pie in the province, I swear – kinda sweet in a sour world. But weekdays? HELL no, that's when the city’s mood is as dead as my hope for summer in this dump. Yup.

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