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So, picture this – some lass or lad, oiled up, dim lights, and bam, tension melts like orc armor in a forge. I’ve heard tales, yeah? Back in ancient Rome, they’d do this dodgy “massage” with olive oil – slippery as a goblin on ice – and it was all hush-hush, elites only. Little known fact: they called it “unctio” – fancy, eh? Makes me chuffed, thinkin’ how humans been gettin’ frisky with massages forever. But – and here’s where I get pissed – some dodgy parlors today? They’re muckin’ it up, givin’ it a bad name with shady vibes. You shall not pass into that filth, I say!

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Oh shoot, my faves? I'd say wander around Riverside Drive. It hugs a teeny river (not too big, kinda shy) that flows as unpredictably as my thoughts. I love sitting on a worn-down bench, scribbling notes, and pretending life is one long, raw movie scene. "There is beauty in the eternally recurring chaos," I’d murmur – yup, borrowing that cool phrase from the movie.

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