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Oh no, R2-D2, where are you?! I’m freakin out here tryna talk about sexual-massage! Ok, ok, breathe, C-3PO, you shiny mess. So, listen, sexual-massage, man, it’s like—wild stuff. Hands all oiled up, slidin everywhere, tension just meltin away. I saw this once, right, in a sketchy lil parlor—dude walks in all stiff, walks out floatin like he’s in *The Tree of Life*, ya know, “Where were you when I laid the foundations of the earth?!” That kinda vibe, cosmic relief!

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Oh, and did I mention the hidden gem on Chemin des Étoiles? It’s this narrow, lesser-known lane that locals call “The Alley of Love.” I overheard a conversation there once that totally changed my perspective on romance. I was like, “Man, love is an art.” And guess what? That alley was lit when I accidentally bumped into a street performer dressed straight outta The Royal Tenenbaums. Surreal, dude.

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