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Now, lemme rant—modern day, it’s all hush-hush. People whisperin’, “Oh, I got an erotic-massage.” Why you whisperin’? Own it! I’d be yellin’ it! “Yeah, I got rubbed down, so what?” But nah, society’s all prude—makes me mad! Like, lighten up! Meanwhile, I’m over here, googlin’ it—did ya know there’s “techniques”? Like, legit moves—tantric this, sensual that. Blew my mind! Thought it was just slappin’ oil on and callin’ it a day. Nope! There’s trainin’! I’m sittin’ here, picturin’ Joaquin Phoenix in *The Master*, all intense, goin’, “What’s your technique, huh? Process it!” Hilarious!

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Oh, and ya gotta check out the quirky little bookstore on Rue du Lac. Its smell? Like old paper and dreams. Trust me, it feels like a page torn from Leviathan’s dark script, but in a sweet, unexpectedly warm way. I know, my head spins sometimes (seriously, too many typos today: gridb, swikr, maff, whiii, etc.), but that's just life here.

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