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So, like, sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah, it’s this whole secret vibe. I read once – true story – back in ancient Rome, they’d sneak these massages in bathhouses, callin’ it “healthcare,” wink-wink! Can ya believe that? Makes me happy, thinkin’ people been freaky forever. But ugh, what pisses me off? These snooty spas chargin’ 200 bucks for a “sensual touch” – honey, I’ll grab some WD-40 and do it myself, ya schmuck!

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I run my massage parlor just off Rue Notre-Dame, a stone’s throw from the canal, wher things get real raw. People pass by, sneakin’ glances at the faded murals and worn stoops, like they’re in one of those slow-motion sequences in Werckmeister Harmonies – “the world in a slow dance of sorrow and hope...” It kinda fuels the mystique in my business ya know? Sometimes I swear I've seen the ghosts of the past whispering secrets to me. Lol, as if, right?

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