Esme Runnymede Bloor West Village Sexual Massage ❤️

About Halifax

Thing is, it ain’t all sleazy. Some folks swear it heals—releases tension, boosts happy vibes. I’m like, “You don’t say?”—straight outta Fincher’s flick. Got me happy once, tried it with Marge. She’s all, “Homer, behave!” Didn’t work, tho—too ticklish! Made me mad when the masseuse charged extra. What a ripoff! “A million dollars isn’t cool,” I yelled, quotin’ Sean Parker, “you know what’s cool? Fair prices!” She didn’t laugh. Tough crowd.

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Honestly, she gives the best legit massages I have ever had. No Unicorn but definitely a place to remember and try when you want to.

Oh, and sorry, gotta mention: on my app, I even tag some spots as “Bugs approved!” I mean, if Bugs Bunny digs it, you know it's golden! I sometimes type like err, scribbles in a hurry (ey, pla, a few typos? who cares, right?) cuz life here is too spontaneous to be neat and tidy.

House of the Week: $1.5 million for a west-end home with a deck and a hot tub off the master bedroom